Miss America's Tumble: D's International Espionage Theory
Poor Miss America Rachel Smith! Now, I've watched every single Miss Universe show on TV since the 1988 contest held in Singapore (where my primary 6 class was let off to watch the TV programme during school hours. God bless SCGS!) and have NEVER ever seen a tumble as bad as this!
I shriek out in consternation and empathy for the poor girl, and cheer as she picks herself up effortlessly and smile as if nothing had happened.
D jolts me out my pure celluloid moment with his quiet proclamation, "I think the Iranians did it."